Padoodle

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WAY TO GO. THAT’S GREAT. YOU’RE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB.

PAUL, I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING. YOU JUST WANT TO TOUCH MY ASS.

THAT’S PREPOSTEROUS. I’M BEING SUPPORTIVE. I’M SUPPORTING YOU IN YOUR ENDEAVORS.

ONCE AGAIN, I’M QUITE LITERALLY NOT DOING ANYTHING. THE ONLY THING YOU’RE SUPPORTING IS MY ASS.

SOMETIMES THAT IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF SUPPORT ONE NEEDS TO GET THROUGH TRYING TIMES. AS YOUR BOYFRIEND I FEEL IT’S MY DUTY-

PAUL, DON’T SAY IT.

IT’S MY DUTY-

PAUL.

IT’S MY DUTY … TO RUB THAT BOOTY.

I CAN’T BELIEVE I LET YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME.